Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Goldfish


Little Tinku was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tinku?"

"My goldfish died," replied Tinku tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned. "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tinku patted down the last heap of earth, then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

300 cockroaches


A Young man went into a pet-shop and asked for 300 cockroaches, 6 rats, 29 spiders.

"I am sorry sir," said the petshop manager, "but we can only supply the rats. Why do you need others?"

"I was thrown out of my flat this morning and the landlord said I must leave the place exactly as I found it."