Tuesday, October 28, 2008

I'm Joking


A man from the census bureau was doing a door-to-door survey. He knocked on the door of one house and was greeted by a young boy. The man asked the child if anybody else was home and when the boy shook his head, he decided nevertheless to try to get the information he needed.
"May I please know your father's first name?" The boy answered, "My father's name is Laughing." Although the name surprised the census man, he pressed on. "And your mother's name?" the boy replied, "Her name is Smiling," the boy replied.
The man quipped, "Wait a minute, little boy! Are you kidding?" "No, that's my sister," the boy answered. "I'm Joking!"

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Relax!


A Doctor diagonised a patient's condition as too much worrying over money matters. "Relax, he ordered. "Just two weeks ago I had another fellow here and he couldn't pay his tailor's bills, so I told him to forget about them and now he feels great."
"I know," said the patient, "I'm his tailor."