Tuesday, November 13, 2007

What did you say?


To prove the theory that music charms to soothe the savage beast, a noted violinist journeyed into the heart of the African jungle. As he went there, a huge gorilla, a hungry lion, and a mean bull elephant approached, sniffed the air, and then stood motionless, listening to the lovely selctions the violinist played. Suddenly a snarling panther crashed onto the scene. With one leap he reached the violinist and tore him to shreds.

The lion roared, "You've got some nerve. For the first time in our lives we've heard beutiful music. We'll never have a chance to hear such glorious music again. Why did you do that?"

The panther looked at the lion, cupped his paw to his ear and said, "What did you say?"

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