
Doctor: I've got a 'bad' news and a 'worse' news for you!
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: Your Report says that you are goin to live only 24 hrs!
Patient: Oh.. god! Whats the worse news then?
Doctor: This is yesterday's Report!
Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Illiterate? Write for help
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look the way they do?
Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
If you lick the air, does it get wet?
Why is delivery by boat called a cargo and one by land called a shipment?
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