Monday, October 22, 2007

Mystery




There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m. on Sundays. So a World-Wide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11..! . Judy, The part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that she could! ! ! ! use the vacuum cleaner.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

New Job


An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo.

On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring.

During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help!"

The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs!"

Friday, October 5, 2007

Silence please!

A man enters a library and walks up to the librarian at the desk and says loudly, "I'd like a cheeseburger with fries!".
The librarian replies in whispered tones, "But sir, this is a library!".
Coming to his senses, the man replies in a whispered tone, "Can I please have a cheeseburger with fries" .

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Important event in 1872!


Teacher: `Tell me Ajay what important event took place in 1869?`

Ajay: `Gandhiji was born that year.`

Teacher: `and in 1872?`

Ajay: `Gandhiji was three years old!`