Why do we have......?

A camel decided to educate his son who he suspected was getting a little inquisitive.

"Why do we have two humps?" asked the son. "That's so that we can go for days and weeks without water. We can store it in the humps."

"Why do we have very long eye lashes?" "That," he was told, "is to protect the eyes from the sand in a sand storm."

"And why do we have bulb like feet?" "That is so that we can travel twice as fast through the desert."

"Dad," asked the young camel, "What the hell are we doing in this zoo?"

New Job

An unemployed guy got a new job at the zoo. They offered him to dress up in a gorilla's skin and pretend to be a gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo.

On his first day on the job, the guy puts on the skin and goes into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring.

During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help!"

The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll both lose our jobs!"